Warren: "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Can I please wear this?" (handing me a full-body giraffe costume)
Me: "Honey, Mommy is very busy with cooking and besides, you need to get dressed for the day."
Warren: "No, Mommy, pleeeeaaaassseee I need to wear this. I need to go to work, and I have to wear this."
Me: "Oh really."
Warren: "Yep. I'm a policeman. Police mans wear this all the time."
Thanks for the enlightening conversation, Warren.