Recent conversation with Warren

Warren: "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Can I please wear this?" (handing me a full-body giraffe costume)

Me: "Honey, Mommy is very busy with cooking and besides, you need to get dressed for the day."

Warren: "No, Mommy, pleeeeaaaassseee I need to wear this. I need to go to work, and I have to wear this."

Me: "Oh really."

Warren: "Yep.  I'm a policeman. Police mans wear this all the time."

Thanks for the enlightening conversation, Warren.